Yes, I love you dearly. I truly would be nothing without you. However, to put it bluntly, you can really get on my nerves sometimes. Sorry. It's not that I don't appreciate all that you do for me, it's just that when you keep speaking 'textbook' language to me when I'm trying to play my trumpet. Unfortunately, you've been speaking 'textbook' quite a lot today. Can't remember? Well, you know how you've been stuck on memorizing all those verbs for the past couple of weeks? I love getting hundreds on all my verb blasts, but don't you think that chanting 'nous avons, vous avez, nous avons, vous avez' over and over while I'm trying to concentrate on other stuff is going a bit far? And all these strange facts and notes to self that you keep flying past me. The Battle of Midway was the turning point for the Pacific front in World War II, pH scale- percentage of hydrogen scale (defines base or acid) 0-3: Strong Acid, 4-6: Weak Acid, 7: Neutral, 8-10: Weak Base, 11-14:Strong Base. Turn a trinomial (sometimes called polynomial) into a binomial by factoring down- make sure to have +/- signs correct! The theme of the first chapter of Mein Kampf was that Hitler had a great opposition to being a civil servant. Can't you see how this might drive me totally insane? I'm going utterly bananas. So would you mind going off of overdrive for the time being? You will probably thank yourself for it in the end.
My Kindest Regards,