Shhh... this is Olivia from HorseFeathers. I've hacked into Sally's blog to do her birthday post.
Sally, girl, I know you've already read your birthday card and all, but I'd like to give your followers a little rundown: Sally and I met three years ago, when we were both on the sixth grade swim team. I, being a horrible child, told her that her birthday present was that I wouldn't splash her... I lied.
I've always bemoaned the fact that she will forever be a year older than I — fifteen already? What happened to the days of Warriors and Mrs. Crimson? (That was her name, right? Our GT English teacher?)
You see, o followers of Sally, we really met four years ago, but we kind of despised each other. I don't even remember why, but we did.
Anyway. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALLY! Everyone who reads this, please do comment, as a birthday surprise for Sally. :)